http://news.for-robots.com/ for robots. en-us 2004-08-24T06:56:05-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_08_24.html#000468 the robot would like to offer greetings and observations from a limited experience in South Korea. thus far, dealing with this country and culture has led the robot to several conclusions: the Koreans are the true tech mecca of the... jp 2004-08-24T06:56:05-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_08_03.html#000418 the robot would like to offer his most sincere "screw you" to the current administration for using terror information as a political weapon. that is, jacking up the terror level and trying to scare New Yorkers into feeling insecure and... jp 2004-08-03T09:22:29-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_07_20.html#000390 the robot is horrified to see that despite his pending criminal charges, Michael Jackson is making babies again. in equally evil news, Spider-man takes over a University in Peru. the robot also enjoyed the movie Supersize Me greatly, and wonders... jp 2004-07-20T15:02:41-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_07_12.html#000370 in addition to the US article mentioning music.for-robots, we've also got another noteworthy mention on a Brazillian site that's earned us 1,300 hits, and on an indie news operation. the robot is pleased. Jon Stewart calls bullshit, and the robot... jp 2004-07-12T19:54:34-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_07_10.html#000364 the robot is peeved today. peeved that oops! is a valid excuse in addressing presidential desertion, but not for younger humans confronting their parents. furthermore, peeved that there were no demon-day school closures when the robot was in school. how... jp 2004-07-10T10:04:36-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_07_07.html#000349 the robot is miffed by what a special-interest driven entity the US government is. two prime examples are science/medicine and the entertainment industry. while it's been noted previously that the FBI ranked online piracy/downloading as the #3 national security threat... jp 2004-07-07T17:41:29-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_06_24.html#000328 the robot is on vacation. I'm filling in this time. in a day and age when I've seen friends get married and divorced multiple times in their early twenties, it gets somewhat easy to develop a very cynical view of... jp 2004-06-24T20:39:38-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_06_16.html#000309 the robot is amused to see ex-US officials booing the President, while W hangs onto his favorite new toy, despite the fact that (again) there was no link between his fuzzy spider-hole teddy bear and the 9/11 attacks. elsewhere, worms... jp 2004-06-16T11:42:54-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_06_15.html#000305 the robot would like to apologize for the long haitus. graduation was briefly neccessary. the robot would also like to deeply thank Millipore for the free iPod won at the ASM General Meeting. being a geek pays, evidently. in the... jp 2004-06-15T14:58:23-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_06_07.html#000290 the robot is bewildered by bulldozer psychos, despite the fact that the back of NyQuil bottles are clearly labeled with "should not operate heavy machinery after using." Metallica's Lars is hospitalized, misses download festival. dude, karma. seriously. the robot also... jp 2004-06-07T19:41:51-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_06_03.html#000281 the robot is amused by this headline, partially because it's unclear where the probe was inserted. in an equally curious tale, sex drives a swede mad. N. Korea recalls all cell phones to prevent its people from getting too "worldly"... jp 2004-06-03T19:42:15-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_06_02.html#000274 the robot is pleased to see that some judges uphold the constitution over W's religious ideals. robot is less pleased to see W comparing a war with no clear enemy, no clear objective and no conventional warfare to a war... jp 2004-06-02T22:19:23-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_05_31.html#000269 the robot would like to wish all humans a happy memorial day, and best of luck with their BBQing endeavors in the rain. your president, on the other hand, is celebrating the holiday by lying to the country, claiming that... jp 2004-05-31T21:09:58-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_05_28.html#000259 the robot has returned from New Orleans, where he attended the ASM General Meeting, ate Oysters Rockafeller at their birthplace, ate Bananas Foster at their birthplace, experienced jazz at Preservation Hall, ate lots of beignet and drank lots of chicory... jp 2004-05-28T10:57:28-05:00 http://news.for-robots.com/archives/2004_05_21.html#000245 the robot is amazed at how oppresive news of the war is becoming, however it seems to bode very badly for the president, and that makes it seem okay. after reading this summation of recent events, the robot is optimistic... jp 2004-05-21T16:12:33-05:00